Crazypatties Recipes

CRAB PATTIES

Steps:

• In a large bowl, combine the first eight ingredients; stir in 2 tablespoons mayonnaise. Add crab and mix well. Shape into four patties. In a large skillet, cook patties in butter over medium heat for 3-4 minutes on each side or until golden brown. , Place the English muffins on a baking sheet. Spread with remaining mayonnaise. Top with tomato, crab patties and cheese. Broil 4 in. from the heat for 2 minutes or until cheese is melted.

CRAZY CAKE

Steps:

• Sift flour, sugar, salt, soda, and cocoa together into a 9 x 13 inch ungreased cake pan. Make three wells. Pour oil into one well, vinegar into second, and vanilla into third well. Pour cold water over all, and stir well with fork.
• Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 30 to 40 minutes, or until tooth pick inserted comes out clean. Frost with your favorite icing.

BEEF PATTIES

Steps:

• To make the pastry, combine the flour, salt, baking powder, and curry powder in a large mixing bowl. Cut the butter into small pieces and add to the bowl. Working quickly and using your fingertips, squeeze together the flour mixture and butter and toss it together by scooping under the mixture with both hands. When the mixture resembles a very coarse meal, add the water to the bowl.
• With floured hands, mix and squeeze the dough just until it forms a ball. Knead it once or twice to combine it fully (the less kneading, the better). Spread the dough into 2 pieces, flattening each into a thick pancake. Wrap in plastic and set them in the refrigerator to chill for at least 15 minutes. (The dough will keep in the refrigerator up to 5 days. Remove it from the refrigerator a few minutes before using it.)
• For filling, mix together the beef, onion, scallions, garlic, peppers, and thyme in a large bowl. In a large skillet, heat the oil over high heat until it is very hot, and add the beef mixture. Fry until the meat is brown and the moisture is evaporated, about 8 minutes. Add the curry powder, salt, and black pepper, stirring occasionally over high heat, allowing a crust to form on the bottom of the pan.
• Add the water and stir the mixture, scraping the bottom to incorporate the browned crust. Add the breadcrumbs and stir. The consistency should be like a thick stew. Add more water as needed. Cover, reduce the heat to very low, and cook for 15 minutes. Set it aside to cool.
• Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Cut each piece of the dough into 9 pieces. Using a rolling pin on a floured surface, roll out each piece of pastry into a rectangle shape with rounded edges. Spread a large spoonful of the cooled meat mixture over one side of the dough, leaving at least 1/2- to 3/4-inch border on the outside edge. Using your finger, paint water around the border. Fold the other side of the dough over, and roll and crimp the edges. Lightly press a floured fork around the edge of the patty.
• Place the patty onto a cookie sheet and repeat the procedure with the remaining dough. The patties may be covered in plastic and frozen at this point for later use. Brush each patty with the egg wash and bake for 15 to 20 minutes, or until the patties begin to turn a golden color.

CRABBY PATTIES

Steps:

• Spray baking sheet with cooking spray. In a medium bowl, mix first 8 ingredients. Gently fold in the crab meat (if using canned, you can use the lid by pressing into the can to squeeze out the liquid to get it well drained). Season with salt and pepper.
• Chill at least 4 hours in the fridge.
• Preheat the oven to 400°F.
• Make four patties and coat in bread crumbs. Place on baking sheet sprayed with non-stick cooking spray (or use parchment paper.
• Bake 10 minutes, turn, and bake an additional 10 minutes.
• ASSEMBLY: Heat the buns in the microwave for about 15 seconds. Place a slice of cheese on the bottom of each bun. Top with a small piece of lettuce, then a crabby patty. Squeeze a splash of fresh lemon juice over patties. Spread some tartar sauce on the tops of the buns and place over sandwiches.

CRAZY PATTIES

Steps:

• Mix everything together in a large bowl with your hands (this gets the best mix of ingredients).
• If mixture still too dry, add more milk, if too wet add more breadcrumbs.
• Make patties from mixture, taking care not to place too close together.
• Refrigerate until used, or grill/BBQ/bake immediately.