Sex On The Slopes Recipes

SEX-IN-A-PAN

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C).
• Place margarine, flour, and white sugar into a bowl, and cut with a pastry cutter until the mixture resembles fine crumbs. Press the mixture into a 10x10-inch square baking dish, and bake in the preheated oven until the crust is lightly browned, about 25 minutes. Let the crust cool.
• Place the cream cheese and confectioners' sugar into a mixing bowl, and beat with an electric mixer until smooth and creamy. Gently stir in the whipped topping until well combined, and spread the mixture over the crust in an even layer.
• Place milk in a mixing bowl, and beat the chocolate and vanilla pudding mixes into the milk with an electric mixer until the mixture is smooth and thickened, about 2 minutes. Spread the pudding layer over the cream cheese layer.
• Pour the cream into a mixing bowl, and whip to soft peaks with an electric mixer. Lightly spread the whipped cream over the pudding layer, and sprinkle top with chocolate wafer crumbs. Refrigerate the dessert for at least 1 hour before serving.

SEX ON THE BEACH

Steps:

• Fill chimney glass with ice and add melon liqueur, peach schnapps and vodka. Add equal parts pineapple and orange juice almost to top. Add a splash of cranberry. Garnish with a maraschino cherry.

SEX ON THE BEACH III

Steps:

• Fill a highball glass with ice, pour in vodka and peach schnapps, then fill glass with half orange juice and half cranberry juice.

SEX IN THE PAN

Steps:

• CRUST: Mix graham cracker crumbs and melted margarine; press into pie pan and bake 20 minutes. Set aside to cool.
• FILLING: Mix cream cheese, powdered sugar and 1 cup Cool Whip with electic mixer; spread on cooled crust.
• TOPPING: Combine chocolate pudding and 1 1/2 cups milk; stir in mini chocolate chips, set aside.
• Combine vanilla pudding and 1 1/2 cups milk in a separate bowl.
• Spread vanilla pudding on cream cheese filling.
• Spread chocolate pudding on vanilla pudding.
• Top pie with remaining 2 cups Cool Whip.
• Garnish with shaved chocolate (optional).
• Refrigerate one hour to set.

SEX ON THE BEACH

Steps:

• Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake and strain into a 14-ounce glass filled with ice. Serve with a tall straw.