Slap Yo Momma Good Chili Recipes

GUY'S TEXAS CHILI

Steps:

• Remove the stems and seeds from the dried chiles and tear them into large pieces. Toast the chiles in a large skillet over medium-high heat until they start to change color, about 2 minutes. Transfer to a small bowl and add hot water to just cover the chiles. Cover and let steam for 15 minutes. Place the chiles and liquid in a blender and puree until smooth. Set aside.
• In a large Dutch oven over medium-high heat, combine the olive oil, onion, garlic, bell pepper, Fresno chile and Anaheim chiles and cook until the onion is translucent, 6 to 7 minutes. Add both kinds of beef and cook until browned and cooked through, 7 to 8 minutes.
• Add the flour, chili powder, cumin, black pepper and cayenne and cook until fragrant, about 2 minutes. Deglaze the pot by adding the beer and scraping up the browned bits from the bottom of the pot. Add the stock, blended chiles and salt and bring to a boil, then reduce the heat to a low simmer.
• Partially cover the pot and simmer until the beef is tender and the chili has thickened, about 2 hours. Remove from the heat. Stir in the cilantro, cover and keep warm until serving. Serve with toppings.

SLAP YA MAMMA MEATLOAF

Steps:

• Place meat in a large bowl. Add the chopped onion and bell pepper. Pour in the whole bottle of A-1 steak sauce, 1/2 bottle of ketchup, the can of tomato sauce.
• Beat 2 eggs in a cereal bowl and add enough of the milk to fill to top of the bowl. Add to the meat mixture and mix with hands until mixed together good.
• Add enough of the cracker to make the mixture hold together.
• This will make 2 regular size loaves or 1 large loaf.
• Bake at 350-375°F for 1 1/2 hours or until done.
• Drain some of the juice off, but not to much or the meat loaf will dry out.
• Mix the glaze. Bake uncovered until the coating is cooked.

SO GOOD, IT'LL MAKE YOU SLAP YO' MOMMA KAHLUA

Steps:

• Mix coffee, sugar and chocolate in a saucepan. Over medium high heat, bring mix to a boil, making sure to dissolve all of the sugar into the liquid.
• Then reduce to medium low or low heat... simmer, just below a boil.
• Periodically raise heat long enough for the mix to boil, then reduce heat. Stir frequently, making sure to loosen all sediment, especially in the "corners" of your pan. I start at thirty minutes and let the intervals between stirring become shorter as the cooking process lengthens. Towards the end, remember that a watched pot never boils over, and with as much sugar as this mix has, that's a good thing.
• Reduce liquid level until bubbles do not want to break when raised to a boil. Droplets falling off spoon should be like thick syrup. The mix should be reduced by approximately 50% from its original level in your pan.
• Remove from heat.
• About a half hour later and before liquid cools completely, add vanilla to mix.
• After liquid has cooled, roughly another half hour later, add vodka and mix to an even consistency. I have found that a whisk works best.
• You should yield about 1½ liters, just short of filling a ½-gallon liquor bottle.

SLAP YO MOMMA GOOD CHILI

Steps:

• 1. Turn crock pot on low heat and pour in beans tomatoes and hot sauce. ( do not drain cans)
• 2. Brown ground chuck with a pinch of all seasongings for added flavor. Drain meat.
• 3. Add in ground chuck and all seasonings to crock pot mixture. Leave on low setting until desired heat.