White Trash No Joke Recipes

ALTON BROWN'S WHITE TRASH

Steps:

• Dump the cereals, M&Ms, nuts & pretzels in a large bowl.
• Melt the white chocolate in the microwave or in a double boiler. Melt very slowly, stirring occasionally, being careful not to burn the chocolate.
• Dump melted chocolate over the rest of the ingredients and fold over and over until you have well-coated hunks and chunks.
• Spread the whole mess out on parchment paper and set in a cool place until it sets up, then break it into pieces.
• Store in zip-top bags or air-tight containers.

WHITE TRASH CANDY SNACK

Steps:

• Mix all of the dry ingredients in a large bowl.
• Melt the white chocolate chips in the microwave and then pour into the bowl with the dry ingredients.
• Lay the mixture flat on cookie sheets and refrigerate until hardened.
• Remove from refrigerator and break the mixture apart.

WHITE TRASH

Steps:

• In a double boiler, melt white chocolate and shortening.
• Stir chocolate mixture until blended and smooth.
• In the meantime, combine all the cereal and nuts in a very large bowl.
• Pour melted white chocolate over the cereal and nuts, gently stirring to coat all pieces.
• Scoop mixture out onto large cookie sheets or jelly roll pans to set.
• After the white chocolate has hardened, break into pieces and store in a large airtight container or Ziploc-type bags.
• Enjoy!

WHITE TRASH / TRAILER TRASH

Steps:

• For "WHITE TRASH," use the first four ingredients only. Or for a fun variation - add the optional chocolate chips and dry roasted peanuts to make "TRAILER TRASH!".
• Melt butter, peanut butter (and chocolate chips) together in medium sauce pan OVER LOW HEAT. Place Rice Chex (and dry roasted peanuts) in a large container (plastic salad mixing bowls with lids work great!). Pour melted mixture over Rice Chex (and peanuts) and toss, until evenly coated throughout.
• ---Kids love this part!---.
• Then pour conf. sugar over mixture (1 box at a time), place lid on container, and shake shake shake! Shake well, until all the mixture is coated with sugar. Repeat with second box.
• Serve, and enjoy!

WHITE TRASH

Steps:

• 1. In a large bowl combine cereal and pretzels.
• 2. Melt white chocolate according to package directions. (I melt mine in the microwave, 30 seconds and stir; repeat till completely melted).
• 3. Pour melted chocolate over cereal and mix until well coated.
• 4. Add the rest of ingredients; mix well.
• 5. Pour contents onto a pan lined with wax paper.
• 6. Let dry until hardened. Break apart with your hands and serve.
• 7. Store leftovers in an airtight container.

CHRISTMAS TRASH

Steps:

• Mix all ingredients but the white chocolate morsels in a large bowl.
• Melt white chocolate morsels according to directions on the package.
• Pour melted white chocolate over the cereal mixture and toss well to coat.
• Spread on waxed paper and let sit until the white chocolate hardens.
• Store in an airtight container.

WHITE TRASH

Steps:

• Mix cereal, peanuts, and raisins in a large deep bowl. Melt chips and butter, stirring until smooth.
• Pour melted chips over cereal mixture and carefully stir to coat all pieces.
• Sift powdered sugar into a small plastic trash bag or paper grocery bag. Add cereal mixture to bag and shake vigorously, making sure bag is tightly sealed.
• Arrange in a single layer on wax paper-lined cookie sheets several hours to dry. Store in airtight container.

WHITE TRASH (NO JOKE)

Steps:

• Mix in large mixing bowl - your cereals, pretzels, and nuts (all of your choosing) to equal 12 cups
• Melt together slowly on stove while stirring, 1 pound of white chocolate and 1 block of parrafin wax. Once melted, drizzle over cereal and nut mixture and stir good. It does not cover all the dry ingredients, it's not meant to.
• Then, spread a white trash bag out on your table or counter and spread your mixture out over the trash bag for 45 minutes to dry. Then add your m & m's. I use a spatular/spoon to mix the candy in. Beware, this is a very addicting snack.This will make a good amount and goes a long way. I hope you enjoy this.(you don't have to use a white trashbag) lol....Use waxpaper. LOL
• Store it in a covered container. You can also line a small metal christmas can or gift bag, and fill with white trash. This makes a delicious little gift.