Bachelors Steak Recipes

BACHELOR STEAKS

Steps:

• Five or so hours before dinner, assault both sides the sirloin with a fork with a wide-ranging, rapid-fire motion. We are looking for a tight pattern of 1/2" deep holes covering the whole target.
• Smash the garlic onto a paper plate with the garlic-smashing tool. Throw out the paper stuff, keep the mushy stuff that smells like pizza. (You are not a man if you don't taste it and learn the lesson not to.) Slather the mushy stuff onto the top of the sirloin. We are looking for full, thin coverage here. You'll probably only need 1/2 of a whole garlic for this.
• Put the meat on a plate, garlic side up. Pour equal amounts soy sauce and red wine on it and let it pool up on the top of the oversized meat. Put it in the refrigerator.
• Halfway to dinner time, scrape the garlic to the side of the plate (a putty knife works fine for this), pour the juices somewhere, flip the steak and re-apply both.
• At dinnertime, scrape off the garlic, pour the juices down the drain. Turn grill on high. Apply Steak. First: Searing. Give it about two minutes per side to sear the steak, sealing in the juices.

BACHELOR'S SKILLET

Steps:

• First, cut the keilbasa into 1/2 inch thick medalions.
• Heat a medium sized skillet to medium to medium high heat and melt enough butter to just cover the bottom.
• Add the keilbasa and garlic.
• Once the keilbasa starts to brown on one side, add enough beer to just cover the bottom.
• Turn the keilbasa and cook on the other side.
• Now it becomes a matter of personal taste and trial and error.
• I keep adding beer and garlic to taste, the thing you are really looking for is for the beer/butter/garic to caramalize.
• When done, transfer to a plate and sprinkle with the cheese.
• Drink the rest of the beer with your meal.

BACHELOR'S STEW RECIPE

Steps:

• Combine bread crumbs with salt and pepper and toss with beef. Place coated beef cubes into a slow cooker and add onion, carrots, celery, basil, tapioca, mushrooms, soy sauce, tomato soup and broth. Stir well, cover and cook on low for 10 to 12 hours, or on high for 3 to 5 hours.