Loretta Lynns Homemade Peach Cake Recipes

DUMP CAKE THE LORETTA LYNN DUMP CAKE FOR RAY CHARLES

Steps:

• Try not to think about it. There's a reason people in this country are addicted to fatty foods that are bad for you, and this cake is going to appeal to all of those urges in you and more. Best cake in the world, remember? It's worth a shot.Preheat oven to 350. Follow the instructions on the cake mix box for baking.
• So, make your cake in the usual way, and when it's hot from the oven, use the cylindrical end of a large wooden spoon to poke holes in the cake.
• Oh, I should mention that I'd recommend the cake be baked in a 9x12 glass pan.
• And, the holes should be poked in neat columns and rows, let's say about an inch and a half apart. Maybe an inch. Maybe two inches. Maybe an inch and a half.
• Holes poked? Pour the can of condensed milk all over the cake.
• Pour the jar of caramel sauce all over the cake.Spread a liberal layer of Cool Whip all over the cake.
• While your cake was baking, you should have pounded the Nestlé Crunch bars into half-inch or less (or maybe a bit more) pieces. Now sprinkle those on top.
• DON'T EAT THE CAKE!
• If you must, if you really must, go ahead and have some, but it's not fair to judge your creation at this stage. It has not become the best cake in the world yet. Here, it's just a recipe for instant diabetic keelover.
• Put the cake in the refrigerator.
• Now you must leave that cake in there for as long as you can stand. Ideally, this means overnight. At least. But, if you're pressed for a choc fix, at least let it get nice and cold.
• But, again, it really is a "this gets amazing after a day in the fridge" recipe.
• And that's it. That is the very best cake in the world. Like so many precious artifacts, one would not expect to find such a powerful recipe in the hands of a kitchen simpleton such as myself, but I have come forth with the treasure.
• Now the world is forever changed. Or, if not the world, then your weekend, if you're smart (and want to be really, really popular with the rest of your household).
• Eat! Enjoy!

LORETTA LYNN'S GOOEY CAKE

Steps:

• Prepare and bake cake according to package directions,
• Using a 13 x 9-inch cake pan.
• While warm, poke holes halfway into cake about 1 inch apart.
• Pour sweetened condensed milk into holes.
• Pour caramel topping over entire cake and chill in the refrigerator.
• When cake is cool, top it with Cool Whip and crushed Heath candy.
• Refrigerate overnight before serving.

LORETTA LYNN'S GOOEY CAKE

Steps:

• Prepare and bake cake according to package directions,
• Using a 13 x 9-inch cake pan.
• While warm, poke holes halfway into cake about 1 inch apart.
• Pour sweetened condensed milk into holes.
• Pour caramel topping over entire cake and chill in the refrigerator.
• When cake is cool, top it with Cool Whip and crushed Heath candy.
• Refrigerate overnight before serving.

PEACH UPSIDE-DOWN CAKE III

Steps:

• Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Bring a large saucepan of water to a boil.
• Score the stem end of each peach and place the peaches in the boiling water. Boil for about 1 minute, or until the skins soften. Transfer to a bowl of cold water to cool, then peel, halve and pit the peaches.
• In a 9-inch cast-iron skillet, combine 1/3 cup of the sugar with 1 tablespoon of the butter. Cook over medium heat for 3 to 5 minutes, or until the sugar begins to melt. Add the peaches to the skillet, cut-side up, in one layer (the fruit should fit tightly). Remove the pan from the heat and set aside.
• In a medium bowl, combine the flour, baking powder, baking soda, cinnamon and salt; set aside.
• In a large bowl, with an electric mixer at medium speed, beat the remaining 1/3 cup sugar and 1 tablespoon butter with the oil until combined. Add the egg, beating until smooth, then beat in the vanilla and almond extract. With the mixer at low speed, add the buttermilk and the reserved flour mixture, beating until just incorporated.
• Spoon the batter evenly over the peaches in the skillet, place the skillet in the oven and bake, uncovered, at 375 degrees F (190 degrees C), for 20 to 25 minutes, or until a cake tester inserted into the center of the cake comes out clean.
• Transfer the skillet to a wire rack to cool for 3 to 4 minutes. Loosen the edges of the cake with a knife. Invert the cake onto a serving plate. If any of the peaches stick to the skillet, remove them with a knife and replace them on the cake.