Slow Cooked Yo Ho Ho Saucy Wench Recipes

HOMEMADE HO-HOS

Steps:

• Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F.
• To make the Cake: Butter the jelly roll pan and line it with parchment paper; then butter the paper to assure release.
• Bring a saucepan of water to a simmer.
• In the bowl from a standing mixer, combine the eggs, yolks, sugar, vanilla in a bowl and whisk briefly. Set the bowl over the simmering water and stir until warm and the sugar looks dissolved. Attach the bowl to the standing mixer fitted with a whisk, and whip until light and fluffy, about 6 minutes.
• Meanwhile, sift together the flour, cocoa, and baking powder 3 times.
• Remove the bowl from the mixer and, while folding the egg mixture, sift in the flour mixture, little by little, until incorporated. Drizzle in the clarified butter, while folding the batter.
• Immediately pour the batter into the prepared pans dividing equally and smooth the tops with a spatula. Bake until lightly browned and it starts to pull away from the edges of the pan, about 14 to 16 minutes.
• Remove the cakes from the oven and let sit in the pan for 1 minute. Run a knife along the edge to release the cake then flip it out onto parchment paper. Brush the paper (the one you lined the pan with) with water and let soak for 2 minutes. Peel it off the cake. Trim dry edges from the cake. Let cool covered with plastic wrap.
• To make the Filling: In the bowl of a standing mixer, combine the sugar and butter and mix on low speed until well blended; then increase speed to medium and beat for another 3 minutes. Add vanilla and cream and continue to beat on medium speed for 1 minute more, adding more cream for spreading consistency, if needed.
• Spread the sponge cakes with a thin layer of the filling, leaving a 1/4-inch space at the far edge. Roll the cake tightly on the long side until you have rolled a 1 1/2-inch thick log. Cut the log off from the remaining sheet of cake and place seam side-down. Repeat with remaining cake. Chill the logs for 30 minutes; then cut into 2 1/2-inch sections.
• To make the Glaze: Melt the 2 ingredients together in the top of a double boiler or a bowl set over barely simmering water, stirring occasionally. Line a cookie sheet with parchment paper or a nonstick baking mat. One at a time, gently drop the cake rolls into the hot chocolate. Lift out with a fork and let excess chocolate drip back into the bowl. Place on the cookie sheet and let set at room temperature until the coating is firm, about 1 to 2 hours.

AWESOME SLOW COOKER BUFFALO WINGS

Steps:

• Combine 1 bottle hot pepper sauce, 1/2 cup butter, Worcestershire sauce, oregano, onion powder, and garlic powder in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring mixture to a boil, reduce heat to low, and simmer for 5 minutes.
• Place chicken wings into slow cooker and pour sauce mixture over wings.
• Cook on High for 2 hours. Reduce heat to Low; cook 2 hours more.
• Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Grease several baking sheets.
• Spread wings onto prepared baking sheets and bake in preheated oven until wings are crisp and browned, about 30 minutes.
• Melt 1/2 cup butter with 1 bottle hot sauce in a small saucepan and simmer until thickened, about 20 minutes. Brush sauce onto wings just before serving.

SLOW COOKER BBQ CHICKEN THIGHS

Steps:

• Season chicken with salt and pepper and place in a slow cooker.
• Combine remaining ingredients in a bowl and mix well. Pour mixture over chicken thighs and stir to coat.
• Cook on Low for approximately 5 hours or until internal temperature of the chicken reaches 180 degrees F.

SLOW COOKER SHREDDED CHICKEN IN YOGURT SAUCE

Steps:

• Combine yogurt, tomato paste, onion, garlic, curry powder, ginger, salt, and pepper in the slow cooker. Add chicken breasts and mix with yogurt sauce.
• Cook on Low until chicken is tender and cooked through, about 8 hours. Shred with 2 forks.

SLOW-COOKED HOISIN POT ROAST

Steps:

• Place onion in a 5-qt. slow cooker. Cut roast in half. In a large skillet, heat oil over medium-high heat; brown meat. Transfer meat to slow cooker. Combine water and hoisin sauce; pour over meat. Top with plums. Cook, covered, on low until meat is tender, 8-10 hours. If desired, skim fat.

YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM CARIBBEAN SALSA

Steps:

• Combine all and toss.
• Chill in fridge.
• Meanwhile, share the remaining rum left in the bottle with friends, drinking until you can see the bottom of the bottle.
• Remove salsa from fridge if you can find it.
• Serve with grilled jerk chicken or pork.

SAUCY CHICKEN THIGHS

Steps:

• Sprinkle chicken with salt and pepper. Place on a broiler pan. Broil 4-5 in. from the heat for 3-4 minutes on each side or until lightly browned. Transfer to a 5-qt. slow cooker. , In a small bowl, combine the barbecue sauce, honey, mustard, Worcestershire sauce and pepper sauce. Pour over chicken; stir to coat. Cover and cook on low for 4-5 hours or until chicken is tender.

SLOW COOKED YO HO HO SAUCY WENCH

Steps:

• Cut chicken up into bite sized pieces.
• Dredge chicken pieces in flour.
• Brown chicken pieces on all sides in skillet with canola oil. Should take about 10 minutes or so.
• Remove from heat, remove chicken from skillet and set aside.
• Drain juice from peaches and place in bottom of crock-pot. Reserve peaches.
• In blender, blend rum, peaches, tomato paste, cumin, chili powder and Thai sweet chili sauce together for 1-2 minutes.
• Turn crock pot on low setting.
• Chop up asparagus into bite sized pieces.
• Add tomatoes to crock-pot, then add asparagus on top.
• Next add chicken.
• Pour peach mixture over top of chicken.
• Cover and cook on low 7 hours.
• Cook rice or pasta to package directions. Serve stew on top of rice or pasta.