Blood Red Velvet Armadillo Cake Recipes

BLOOD-RED CHERRY PUNCH

Steps:

• Welcome your guests with a cup of "blood": Stir one 64-ounce bottle cherry or cranberry-cherry juice, 1 liter ginger ale, 1/4 cup lemon juice and 1 tablespoon grenadine in a large punch bowl. Add 2 cups frozen cherries and 1 orange, cut into chunks. (To spike it, add 2 cups bourbon or rye and 3 dashes orange bitters. )

RED VELVET CAKE

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease two 9-inch round pans.
• Beat shortening and 1 1/2 cups sugar until very light and fluffy. Add eggs and beat well.
• Make a paste of cocoa and red food coloring; add to creamed mixture. Mix salt, 1 teaspoon vanilla, and buttermilk together. Add the flour to the batter, alternating with the buttermilk mixture, mixing just until incorporated. Mix soda and vinegar and gently fold into cake batter. Don't beat or stir the batter after this point.
• Pour batter into prepared pans. Bake in preheated oven until a tester inserted into the cake comes out clean, about 30 minutes. Cool cakes completely on wire rack.
• To Make Icing: Cook 5 tablespoons flour and milk over low heat till thick, stirring constantly. Let cool completely! While mixture is cooling, beat 1 cup sugar, butter, and 1 teaspoon vanilla until light and fluffy. Add cooled flour mixture and beat until frosting is a good spreading consistency. Frost cake layers when completely cool.

REALLY RED RED VELVET CAKE

Steps:

• Cream shortening,butter, and sugar until light and fluffy.
• Beat in eggs, one at a time.
• Mix together food coloring and cocoa powder with a small whisk until blended; add to shortening mixture and mix well.
• Combine flour, baking soda, and salt.
• Add a little of the flour mixture to the butter mixture, then a little of the buttermilk, alternating back and forth until you have added all the flour mixture and all of the buttermilk.
• Stir in vanilla and vinegar with a spoon until blended.
• Pour into two 9" round cake tins lined with greased parchment paper.
• Bake in a preheated 350 F oven about 35 minutes or until a toothpick tests clean.
• Let cool on wire racks in pans.
• Meanwhile, prepare frosting by whisking together the milk and the flour in a saucepan (no heat yet) until blended well.
• Turn heat on (low to medium low) and while stirring, and cook until it forms a thick paste, about 10 minutes (yes, really this long, possibly longer depending on the day).
• Remove from heat and let cool.
• When cool, put mixture into a mixing bowl and add all of the remaining ingredients except the optional food coloring.
• Beat until it is thick and peaks form like whipped cream, adding food coloring desired once it thickens (have patience, this will take several minutes even using an electric mixer).
• Frost the top only of the first cake layer, then top with second layer and frost entire cake as desired.
• I like to tint the frosting a bright red or pink to make this really, really red, but you may leave it white (more traditional) or tint it any other color you prefer (In the movie"Steel Magnolias," they tinted the frosting grey and made a groom's cake in the shape of an armadillo!).
• Hint: A whole 2 ounce bottle of food coloring usually equals 1/4 cup.