Poop Cookies Recipes

CAT POOP COOKIES II

Steps:

• In a medium bowl, Microwave the honey until it bubbles. This may take up to 1 minute. Stir in the molasses, butter and egg. Beat until smooth. Stir in the flour, cinnamon, ginger, and cloves until combined. Then add the dramatic additions of your choice such as coconut, ramen, chocolate chips, or peanuts. Chill dough until firm.
• Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Roll dough into logs about 3/4 inch in diameter. Cut into pieces the approximate length of cat poop. Roll pieces in the cereal, place on an unprepared cookie sheet, and bake for 10 to 15 minutes in the preheated oven.
• Serve the cookies in a disposable cat litter box, on a bed of cereal, with a brand new litterbox scoop. Add plastic flies, and dip the litter scoop in chocolate for added fun.

POOP EMOJI COOKIES

Steps:

• Combine flour, 1 cup confectioners' sugar, 3/4 cups plus 2 tablespoons cocoa powder, baking powder, vanilla sugar, and salt in a large bowl. Work in butter with your fingers until mixture resembles small crumbs. Add milk and egg and knead into a soft dough. Place in a bowl, cover, and refrigerate for 30 minutes.
• Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper.
• Roll dough into long, thin 8-inch ropes, pinching one end into a pointy tip. Arrange in the shape of a little poop-mound with the pointy tip on top and place onto the prepared baking sheet, leaving space between individual cookies.
• Bake in the preheated oven until lightly darkened on the bottom and dried, 10 to 12 minutes. Carefully remove from baking sheet and transfer onto a wire rack to cool completely, about 2 hours.
• Mix 3 tablespoons confectioners' sugar with lemon juice to form a thin icing. Glue 2 candy eyeballs on each poop cookie and let dry.

BEAR SHIT COOKIES RECIPE - (4/5)

Steps:

• Combine Sugar, Cocoa, Butter & Milk in a saucepan. Bring to a boil & add vanilla. Remove from heat & stir in coconut & Oats. Drop by teaspoon onto wax paper and chill. Makes 4-1/2 dozen little shits.

THE BEST CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER NO BAKE COOKIES

Steps:

• Combine sugar, butter, cocoa and milk in a medium saucepan over medium heat.
• Stir constantly and bring to a boil.
• Once boiling, remove from heat and add the salt, vanilla and peanut butter and mix until well combined.
• Add oats and mix until full incorporated.
• Drop by spoonfuls or using a cookie dough scoop onto foil or waxed paper.
• Let cool before eating.

REINDEER POOP COOKIES

Steps:

• Mix butter, sugar, milk and cocoa together in a large saucepan. Bring to a boil, stirring constantly; boil for 1 minute. Remove from heat and stir in remaining ingredients.
• Drop by teaspoon full (or as large/small as you would like) onto wax paper and let harden. They will set up in about 30-60 minutes.
• These will keep for several days without refrigerating, up to 2 weeks refrigerated and 2-3 months frozen.
• Yield will depend on how big you make the cookies.