Sex Muffins Recipes

BREAKFAST MUFFINS

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Grease muffin cups, or line them with muffin liners.
• In a large bowl, whisk together flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt. Add milk, egg, and butter; mix until ingredients are moistened. Do not overmix. Stir in fresh fruit. Spoon batter into prepared muffin cups.
• Bake in preheated oven until the tops spring back when lightly touched, 20 to 25 minutes. Serve warm.

BEST EVER MUFFINS

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (205 degrees C).
• Stir together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar in a large bowl. Make a well in the center. In a small bowl or 2 cup measuring cup, beat egg with a fork. Stir in milk and oil. Pour all at once into the well in the flour mixture. Mix quickly and lightly with a fork until moistened, but do not beat. The batter will be lumpy. Pour the batter into paper lined muffin pan cups.
• Variations: Blueberry Muffins: Add 1 cup fresh blueberries. Raisin Muffins: Add 1 cup finely chopped raisins. Date Muffins: Add 1 cup finely chopped dates. Cheese Muffins: Fold in 1 cup grated sharp yellow cheese. Bacon Muffins: Fold 1/4 cup crisp cooked bacon, broken into bits.
• Bake for 25 minutes, or until golden.

BASIC MUFFIN RECIPE (VEGAN AND GLUTEN FREE OPTIONS)

Steps:

• Prep: Preheat the oven to 425 F (220 C). Line a muffin tin with muffin liners or spray with nonstick spray.
• Mix Dry Ingredients: In a large mixing bowl, sift together the all-purpose flour, granulated sugar, baking powder, and salt. Alternatively, the ingredients can be whisked together well. Any spices you might be adding would be added into the dry ingredients.
• Mix the Wet Ingredients: In a separate bowl, stir together the egg, milk, vanilla, and oil until well combined. If using any extracts they would be added into the wet ingredients.
• Combine Wet & Dry Ingredients: Pour the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients and stir with a spoon or rubber spatula until just combined. The batter will be lumpy. Do not over-mix or the muffins will become tough. If using, fold in any add-ins.
• Divide the batter evenly between the 12 muffin cups.
• Bake at 425 F for about 10 minutes and then turn the oven heat down to 350 F (175 C) for about 5 more minutes or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out with moist crumbs.

CINNAMON MUFFINS

Steps:

• Preheat the oven to 375ºF. Grease 18 muffins cups.
• In a bowl, combine the flour, sugar, baking powder, cinnamon and salt.
• In another bowl, beat together the milk, vegetable oil, and eggs. Make a well in the center of the dry ingredients and add the wet ingredients. Stir just until combined - don't over mix.
• Divide the mixture evenly between the prepared muffin cups.
• In a small bowl, combine the 2 tablespoons sugar and 1 teaspoon of cinnamon. Sprinkle the cinnamon sugar mixture over the tops of the batter filled cups.
• Bake the muffins until a toothpick instead in the center comes out clean, 13-15 minutes.

SEX MUFFINS

Steps:

• Preheat the oven to 375°F.
• Put little paper muffin cuppy things into 12 regular sized muffin cups (or, if you are really unfortunate, grease the pan).
• If you are using bananas in the muffins, use metal foil muffin cups so that the muffins won't stick.
• In a large bowl, stir together the milk, butter, vanilla (if applicable) and egg.
• Add salt, sugar, and baking powder; mix.
• Add flour, mixing only enough to combine.
• Add chocolate chips and fruit.
• Spoon batter into prepared cups until each one is about 4/5 full.
• There will be 12 muffins worth.
• Bake for 16-18 minutes.
• Sometimes these muffins don't brown on top, but they are still done.
• Stick one with a fork; if it comes out with only crumbs (and no batter) on it, you're all good.
• Remove muffins from pan and let cool.
• They are delicious hot, but they will stick to the wrappers.
• The choice is yours.

HEALTHY MUFFIN RECIPE (+ 6 FLAVOR VARIATIONS)

Steps:

• First, preheat oven to 350ºF and line a muffin tin with muffin liners. We suggest also spraying your muffin liners with cooking spray just in case.
• Next, place dry ingredients into a medium bowl and mix.
• Then, in a large bowl crack 2 eggs and whisk. Add maple syrup, almond milk, and preferred pureed fruit* and mix again.
• Add dry ingredients into wet ingredients and then mix. Then, add in melted coconut oil and mix again.
• At this point, add any of the add-ins for one of the 6 muffin recipes in this post and mix again.
• Fill each muffin about 3/4 of the way full (these are going to be big muffins). Then, place in the oven at 350ºF and bake for 18-22 minutes or until the center is fully cooked.
• Let cool for 5 minutes and then remove from the muffin tin to continue cooling.