My Bosss Party Ryes Recipes

PARTY RYES

Steps:

• Spread cream cheese onto bread slices (don't skimp but don't over do it).
• Place cucumber round on top of spread.
• Add a pinch of dressing mix to the top of cucumber and sprinkle.

VALENTINE’S DAY PARTY RYES FOR DIVORCéES

Steps:

• Round up all the gals in the subdivision, 'cause this Valentine's Day is going to be a blast! No more sitting at home moping and drooling over Keith Olbermann. Not this year. No, ma'am! In a large glass pitcher mix 2 cups vodka, 1/2 cup Grand Marnier, 1/2 cup cranberry juice, and lime juice, 'cause you sassy ladies are gonna drink cosmos! Wooo!
• Call the boys too-they will love this! (Note: if you live in a so-called red state and can't locate 4 gay men, look for attractive, single, good-smelling men over the age of forty.)
• Preheat oven to 375°F. Cut hot dogs into small rounds. Place slices of rye bread on a baking sheet, top with hot-dog rounds, and cover with Swiss cheese. Bake in oven until cheese is melted and bread is toasted. Remove from oven, cut each piece of bread into quarters, and arrange on a platter in an attractive fashion.
• When guests arrive, serve cosmos with party ryes. Some suggestions for activities include:
• Dance contest to empowering Martina McBride music, using aerobics moves you learned at Curves
• Pin the tail on the trophy wife
• Watch First Wives Club and drink every time Bette Midler delivers a snappy insult to ex-husband
• Alter old wedding dresses into cute halter tops or jaunty berets
• Duck duck Grey Goose
• Uh-oh! Sexy Officer Thunder has arrived to issue a noise complaint!
• Most of all, keep the cosmos flowing to ensure a good time for all!

PIZZA PARTY RYES

Steps:

• Fry sausage and drain well.
• Melt cheese by cubing and adding it to the sausage with all other ingredients except the bread.
• Spread this mixture on slices of rye bread and bake at 370 for 5 minutes.

" GO BEARS!" PARTY RYES

Steps:

• Brown meats and drain off fat.
• Add meats and cheese in frying pan and stir over low heat until melted. Mix in spices and Worcestershire sauce.
• Spread mixture on cocktail rye slices.
• Place on cookie sheet and bake approximately 10 minutes at 400°F until hot. Serve hot or warm.

PARTY RYE APPETIZERS

Steps:

• In a mixing bowl, combine the cream cheese and dressing mix.
• Spread on slices of party rye bread, then top with cucumber slices.
• Refrigerate until ready to serve.

MY BOSS'S PARTY RYES

Steps:

• Mix onions, bacon and mozarella cheese. Stir in just enough mayo to hold the mixture together. Spoon onto party breads. Bake at 350 degrees until cheese melts.