Drunksausages Recipes

DRUNK SAUSAGES

Steps:

• Combine all but smokies in a small saucepan; add sausages and simmer for 45 minutes.
• Serve with toothpicks or fancy picks.

DRUNKEN SAILORS

Steps:

• Pour the ketchup and barbecue sauce into a slow cooker. Stir in the brown sugar, whiskey, and sausage. Set on Low, and cook for 6 hours. Serve hot with toothpicks.

DRUNKEN SAUSAGES AND PEPPERS WITH HERO ROLLS

Steps:

• Preheat the oven to 400°F. Heat a large, ovenproof, nonstick skillet (no plastic handles!) over medium-high heat. Add the sausages and cook them, turning once in a while, until they're nice and brown almost all over, about 10 minutes. (They'll curl up a little as they cook, so it'll be hard to brown them on all sides. Don't sweat it.) Poke each link 4 or 5 times with a fork as they cook to release some of their juices.
• Remove the sausages from the pan and set aside. Press the garlic into the juices in the pan, stir it around until you can smell it, and then add the peppers. Season them lightly with salt and red pepper, and cook about 8 minutes, tossing them around until they're wilted and starting to brown. Add the sausages to the pan.
• Pour the beer, bring it to a boil, and then put the pan in the oven. Cook until most of the liquid has evaporated (you'll want a little to spoon on the sandwiches), the peppers are tender, and the parts of the sausages poking up are browned, 25 to 30 minutes. You can make the sausages and peppers before people come over and then heat them over low heat half an hour beore you're ready to serve. Serve hot along with a basket or plate of hero rolls, split open and ready for stuffing.

DRUNKEN SAUSAGE

Steps:

• 1. Slow roast Italian sausage. Drain off grease and cool slightly. Slice diagonally.
• 2. Clean and slice peppers into 3/4 inch slices.
• 3. Clean and slice onion into 1/2 inch slices.
• 4. Sauté peppers and onion in olive oil until tender. Add garlic, sliced sausage, wine and red pepper flakes. Stir in tomato paste and simmer until wine is reduced to almost nothing.
• 5. Serve with slices of a crusty baguette, on a bomber bun or over pasta

NIGELLA LAWSON COCKTAIL SAUSAGES

Steps:

• Preheat the oven to 200C/400 degrees F.
• Separate the sausages if they are linked and arrange them in a large, shallow-sided roasting tin.
• Whisk together the oil, honey and soy sauce and pour over the sausages.
• Mix all together.
• Bake for 25 to 30 minutes.
• Give them a stir about halfway through cooking.

DUGAN! GET YOUR GRIMY HANDS OFF THOSE PICKLED SAUSAGES!

Steps:

• Cut up precooked sausage (do not reheat them)into 3 inch links and put into jars with a few slices of onion.
• Bring to a boil the rest of the ingredients and simmer five minutes.
• Pour hot mixture into jars (prefer mason or canning jars other types may explode)over onions and sausages.
• Put lid on jars and carefully hide in the refrigerator at least a day- two days is better- or until they are discovered by a man.
• NOTE: These are a wonderful bribe to get Dugan to do something unpleasant around the house or to make up with him when I have been terribly naughty.